By Dashiel Flash, Ace Reporter at Large
A mysterious glowing crop circle was embedded in the main landing bay of Hale’s Moon.
Hale's Sheriff denies mind controlling powers of the Alien Sigil, but warned, "Don't touch!"
The sheriff failed to explain why they are called crop circles if there are no crops.
A shirtless drunken man on the roof of Firefly's bar reported, "Aliens, it was those damn aliens again! Aliens in hotpants!"
The Mayor made no statement about any aliens involved in this incursion into Hale.
Hale’s Moon Mayor, Seana Kawanishi, replied, “Huh. That's new."
Rabbit droppings were found at the scene; It is yet unknown if there is a connection.
Hale's Dentist was not available for comment about any random mutations caused by the menacing symbol.
No casualties have been reported.
Recently rediscovered records from earth that was have shown that this case has striking similarities to a case long since closed. This is an artist’s rendition of the culprit based on those records:
Could this be the alien menace invading our little slice of heaven?
