2.6.11

Petty Theft Crime Wave in Hale's Moon

Blue Sun CEO, Miss x0x0 Zhangsun, reported to police that her clothes were stolen while using the public shower.
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The Sheriff's Office made out a report and inspected the scene of the crime. The investigation's official status is pending.

The Sheriff and his deputies made no official comment.

Another pending investigation by the Sheriff's Office is the report of a missing red bicycle owned by a minor local resident named Frog.

Residents are warned to be careful about their belonging if they use the public bathing facilities. Hale is not responsible for the theft of your belongings.

Hale is also not responsible for any paternity or sexually transmitted disease which may result from physical contact in the bathing or other areas. Abstinence and other safe sex practices are advised.

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